MilliMuffin

Not really a muffin - Historian from cork, ireland. Lover of Oscar Wilde, george orwell, JK Rowling, Martin Amis, F. SCOTT FITZGERALD and Kurt Vonnegut to name but a few. I also enjoy baking and sewing.
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NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

Hello ladies.  Look at your man, now back to me.

Now back at your man, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he got up from the couch and conquered most of Europe, he could act like me.

Look down, back up, where are you?  You’re on a throne with the man your man could act like.

What’s in your hand?  Back at me.  I have it, it’s a crown and the title of Empress.  Look again, the crown is now diamonds.

Anything is possible when your man acts like Napoleon.  I’m on a horse.

 

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